Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Grass isn't Always Greener on the Other Side

WARNING: This post may exceed TMI for any of our male readers.  :)

I knew one of the things that went along with a growing belly during pregnancy, is growing boobs. But holy smokes!  I have only gained 6lbs so far and at this rate, my chest is going to stick out more than my belly if things continue the way they are going.  I'm feel like a porn star. With a B-cup to start with, I must have been naive to think that I'd only go up 2 cups in all. WRONG!  I've been informed by friends that the D-cup nursing bra I snuggly fit into now will be too small by the time my milk comes in.  Dear Lord!

There were times I wondered why I was robbed of the bigger chests all the other women in my family as I'd look for push-up bras to give me a little more "umph" in a dress.  Now, I shout out "HALLELUJAH!" for the times I was able to wear cute tops with shelf bras and if I really wanted, go commando around the house.  I guess it takes having to check the mirror in 5 different views to make sure the girls aren't hanging out to appreciate that less is more.  

1 comment:

Amber said...

Close to the end of my pregnancy, my husband said, "Holy crap woman, I am only one man." Never thought I would hear those words uttered from any man, let alone my husband. He finally agreed that there is such a thing as too much boobs!